Rae Hoffman

Win a Chance to Kick My Ass

by Rae Hoffman on November 6, 2008 | Internet Marketing Conferences

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You wish. ;-) So, I found out through the grapevine that there is going to be a “Fight Club” during Vegas PubCon. What that means is that for a paltry $150 dollars, you get a shot to meet and get some training from Shawn Tompkins, one of the best MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) coaches in the industry.

To put it in terms you can understand, this is like getting to spend an hour getting training in a very small group from the Aaron Wall of MMA. And I, with some thanks to Purpose, Inc., am going to give you a chance to attend this for free.

I repeat - this is a chance to:

  • Hang out in a small group with some of the top bloggers you read every day to experience some business, pleasure and networking
  • Meet one of the most legendary coaches (who is also a fighter) in the sport
  • Check out one of the most state of the art facilities in MMA, Xtreme Couture Vegas
  • Probably catch a glimpse of a few fighters you may recognize since there is a UFC event (UFC 91 to be specific) happening in Vegas that weekend (I’m attending UFC 91 live, daver is not)
  • Watch Pam and I “GET IT ON!” - it’s going to be hot!

In addition to some kickass MMA training on Tuesday, November 11th at 2:15 p.m., there will also be the, what is now pretty much traditional, Purpose Inc. poker tournament on Thursday, November 13th at 9 p.m. which is being sponsored by some kick ass folks, including:

So, how do you get a chance to attend this once in a lifetime (for many) training with tough as nails coach Shawn Tompkins? Well, I asked Sugarrae’s newest addition, Deanna, and our conversation went something like this:

Deanna says:
Wow, that’s so bad ass
Deanna says:
Well, it needs to be a contest I can win
Rae says:
You can’t win, you work for me, not allowed
Deanna says:
OK, then I quit
Rae says:
Ha ha - NO
Deanna says:
So off the top of my head, people in this industry are pretty technologically oriented and probably not the scrappiest bunch (and I sit right beside them, trust me)
Deanna says:
Why don’t we run a contest where the people who enter need to write a short blog post about why THEY need to learn how to kick ass more than anyone else
Rae says:
Great idea, but I’m too tired to look up Google’s stance on when people get links through good old fashioned promotional giveaways… let’s have them leave it as a comment instead
Deanna says:
How do we pick a winner?
Rae says:
We’ll pick someone randomly
Deanna says:
OK, cool. Can I quit now?
Rae says:
NO

So there you go guys. All you need to do is LEAVE A COMMENT about why you need to kick ass more than anyone else and you get a chance to win a ticket to an unbelievable and small networking opportunity that will be fun, have hot women in attendance (and Shawn isn’t shabby himself either ladies) and will give you some martial arts skills. And seriously, do you really want ME getting MMA training without you learning some type of defense to it?

Remember, only one person will win, you can’t work for Sugarrae (sorry Deanna) and you MUST actually be going to or connected to PubCon in some way. We’ll pick a winner out of a hat on Monday morning.

And you must leave a comment (aka an entry) about why you need fight training… “enter me!” isn’t going to work. Follow instructions or I’ll find you after the training you didn’t have a chance to win and hand out some beat downs. ;-)

You can also skip all the bull, pony up some cash and simply buy your ticket here.

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Michael Streko 1 Michael Streko 11.06.08 at 10:44 pm

I NEEDS me some fight training, cause the worst thing I can do to a person is an indian burn.

2 purposeinc 11.06.08 at 10:54 pm

Hey! Just to clarify, you do not need to be a Pubcon attendee. Even non registered Pubcon, hangers on, can join in the fun!

Christopher Hart 3 Christopher Hart 11.06.08 at 11:09 pm

Don’t lie it is worth about a zillion page views between the posts, tweets, ReTweets, Sphinns…and at least several tee shirt captions such as:
“I went to PubCon and got my ass kicked by Sugarrae”
or
“Sugarrae tossed me to the mat at PubCon”
or
“Sugarae fights like a man”

httpwebwitch 4 httpwebwitch 11.06.08 at 11:35 pm

After an argument with my wife, she came to me on her hands and knees… then she said “get out from under the bed and fight like a man!”

Rob T. Case 5 Rob T. Case 11.06.08 at 11:38 pm

I’m fat. What other reason need there be to give a guy some exercise. :)

Michael Streko 6 Michael Streko 11.06.08 at 11:45 pm

@Rae so does this dude know the “touch of death” - cause honestly that is kinda the only thing i would like to learn. the whole rolling around on a mat with some dude or kicking/judo chopping doesn’t really do it for me. I am looking for a single jabbing motion as seen in the link below - just to kill a motherfucker. As you will learn more about in the link below…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loP1eCDmw8s

Rhea Drysdale 7 Rhea Drysdale 11.06.08 at 11:47 pm

Shawn ain’t too shabby at all! I gotta say though, Sam Stout is extra dreamy. Is he going to be there again? Either way I had an incredible experience at Think Tank and can’t wait to have another one, this time in Vegas baby!

Now to convince Lisa…

Michael Streko 8 Michael Streko 11.06.08 at 11:48 pm

@Rhea Lisa aint gonna do this, she will be locked in her hotel room with a candle lit being emo and listening to “30 seconds to mars”

Rhea Drysdale 9 Rhea Drysdale 11.06.08 at 11:55 pm

BAWHAHAHA! Or watching E.T. and crying…

come on Lisa, those are fightin’ words!

Michael Streko 10 Michael Streko 11.06.08 at 11:57 pm

LOL! Lisa its cool if you have “My Chemical Romance” on your I-Pod while you fight - we wont tell!!!!

Deanna de Bara 11 Deanna de Bara 11.07.08 at 12:06 am

I am seriously jealous of you guys. If anyone needs to learn some ass-kicking techniques it’s me. My 8 year old cousin tackled me and gave me a wet willy the other day.

MikeTek 12 MikeTek 11.07.08 at 1:15 am

Damn would be sweet if I was going to be in Vegas for PubCon. Although, I have to admit, I already do MMA training. My shins are all bruised right now from checking leg kicks.

NickWilsdon 13 NickWilsdon 11.07.08 at 6:05 am

@Rae

Anna’s pushing me to get off my computer and get fit. She’s right. Apparently 24hrs of Sphinn/Twitter per day and several cups of Hobo coffee is not a definition of healthy living. Who’d have thunk it?

An MMA session with everyone would be the perfect start to my new training routine. Especially with the threat of an ass kicking from you if I haven’t followed instructions. Anna will definitely buy you drinks for that one :)

Dante 14 Dante 11.07.08 at 10:31 am

Just a quick heads up, the Poker Tournament is actually on Thursday not Wednesday the 12th as listed in this post.

From the website http://www.purposeinc.com/pwp/poker-tournament/: “Poker Tourney The date will be Thursday, November 13th, at 9:00 P.M. at The Venetian at their poker room.”

I wish it was Wed b/c I have to jet right after the expo hall closes on Thursday. I was so looking forward to taking some of the PubCon Fools money ;=)

roadies 15 roadies 11.07.08 at 11:36 am

I am the SEO Champion. I will win the UFC.

The Mad Hat 16 The Mad Hat 11.07.08 at 12:56 pm

Sweep the leg

17 purposeinc 11.07.08 at 1:41 pm

Thanks Dante, that is correct. The poker tourney is on Thursday night at 9:00. I was so excited to see Rae’s post that I didn’t even notice that!

I vote madhat, because there are dark forces preparing for his demise.
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NickWilsdon 18 NickWilsdon 11.07.08 at 4:36 pm

Paint the fence?

briancarter 19 briancarter 11.07.08 at 10:07 pm

Umm, I deserve a chance to kick your ass because you called me a clueless spammer, lol, that’s why :-)

briancarter 20 briancarter 11.08.08 at 1:38 am

and by the way, you can kill me if I ever SERIOUSLY send you anything that ends with:

¸..· ´¨¨)) -:¦:-
¸.·´ .·´¨¨))
((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:-
-:¦:- ((¸¸.·´* Light

EXPECT MIRACLES!

21 Leslie Clark 11.08.08 at 5:14 pm

A chance to actually touch Shawn Tompkins! That is all the reason I need, but learning some sweet fight moves is a huge bonus! Have you ever tried to wrestle with a 6 year old autistic kid - my son wins every time :) My son would literally flip out if I had a picture of myself with some of the UFC fighters!!!

This is why I love Vegas.

Rae Hoffman 22 Rae Hoffman 11.08.08 at 6:14 pm

Sorry guys - post edited to reflect the wrong date for the poker game.

momentum 23 momentum 11.08.08 at 7:21 pm

As a snowboard instructor in Vail, CO I sometimes find keeping tabs on 10 kids all day long who are all hopped-up on Mountain Dew can be challenging.

I’m thinking a simple figure-four-leg-lock would be cool to learn. Thanks!

Michael Martin 24 Michael Martin 11.10.08 at 12:44 am

I need the MMA training as when it comes to fights I drop the M and just call for MA.

Michael Martin
http://www.googleandblog.com/

daver 25 daver 11.10.08 at 2:10 am

So that I can beat the crap out of something (my body in this case) other than my liver while in Vegas :)

Rae Hoffman 26 Rae Hoffman 11.10.08 at 2:26 pm

Deanna was supposed to do this live on video, but she is having problems connecting and needs to leave for the airport, so we’re just going to have to announce it via comment…

We put all the entries into a hat and pulled a random name… and I guess being a lazy SOB who dawdles across the finish line last worked in this instance - cause daver is who won the free ticket to Fight Club.

Congrats Dave!

httpwebwitch 27 httpwebwitch 11.11.08 at 4:10 am

To be honest, I’m kind of relieved that I didn’t win. I didn’t bring the right footwear for doing anything athletic.

mick_hill 28 mick_hill 11.24.08 at 7:06 am

Where did you get the gorgeous photo of the Cats?

Rae Hoffman 29 Rae Hoffman 11.24.08 at 9:45 am

@mick_hill istockphoto.com as mentioned in 8 ways to pimp your wordpress for users ;-)

mick_hill 30 mick_hill 11.25.08 at 6:18 am

Cheers Rae,

Loved the Samsarin plugin for PHP.

Great stuff.

Mick

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