So, thanks for all the questions. Answers below. Every once in a while, it’s nice to do something fun. ;-)
What makes you cry, if anything?
She only asked this question to be an ass. Cause she knows the answer. Ok, so what? I have a weakness… a kryptonite in my arsenal of bitch. Damn her… I cry at ET.
Yes, the corny ass movie. Lose it everytime he gets on the damn spaceship. Where she (Gerti) waves bye to ET cause he is leaving forever. If you’re lauhing, shut the hell up – you have no heart. ;-)
Read on for the rest….
How old were you when you lost “it?”
I’d put this as borderline lewd woman. Bitch. ;-)
Longest time without?
Hmmm… I had to think on this one. Longest time without would probably be three months?
Largest bar tab?
Probably about 500 bucks, courtesy you and several of my other friends. My goldschlagger could have only been about 100 of that. ;-)
Last time commando?
Sorry to disappoint, but I don’t do commando. Thongs doll. ;-)
When are you leaving Guelph?
Until I have a reason not to be here or the Canadians throw me out.
What is the funniest story that you have?
Well, hell. There are lots of them. Most involve my crew of friends or some sect of them. One of my favorites is one involving Keith, a cab, two cab drivers from Ethiopia and a golf course. And that’s all I’m going to say about that…
Do you think that you swear too much?
Hell fucking no.
What is your least favorite shot?
Normal shots… jagermeister for sure. Of the “shots no normal person would ever do variety” I think that Bicardi 151 is a never again for me. I drank a tumbler of that stuff at San Jose SES (it was supposed to be a group shot between me and Jimmy and he, well, chickened out). ;-)
What makes you embarrassed?
It is pretty damn hard to embarass me. Anyone whose ever known me knows that. However, a certain mention of a certain item causes me to be beat red. and one of my friends who knows it abuses the hell out of it. All I’ll say is it swings. ;-)
You seem to be angry a lot, what is your pet peeve/s?
Lots of things – stupid people are a top one. Shady, unloyal people would be another. On a more superficial level – bad service at a restaurant, socks with sandals (huge pet peeve), barbies (meaning superficial girls uncapable of supporting themselves without latching on to a man). And I’m not angry a lot. I’m happiness challenged. I’m on medication… Goldschlagger RX. ;-)
How can you drink 40 cans of coke and eat McDonalds every day and not weigh 300lbs?
I have no idea, but I have a huge fear that one day my metabolism will begin working against me.
Who would you like to chop (karate chop in the neck)?
I’m pleading the fifth.
What is your deepest, darkest secret?
Well, fuck werty, if I *blogged* it, it wouldn’t be a deep dark secret would it?
What is your honest apprasial of BonJovi’s “have a nice day”?
Oh Jeff – shame on you. How could you you make me defame my musical love? I like the song, but the lyrics are stupid. Ok? Bon Jovi made something that even I, queen Bon Jovi fan, think is dumb. I feel like I’ve been shot through the heart and you’re to blame.
What is your favorite “toy”?
Easy. My digital camera by far…. NEXT QUESTION!
Who has a nicer butt than you?
Hah. Not possible. You’ve seen it. You *know* it isn’t. ;-)
Thanks for playing. ;-)
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