So how do you get a bunch of attention from the men on your IM list? Place the following question next to your name: “poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake?”
I put that up last night and have had a ton of, um, interesting responses, including one that made me spit out water onto my keyboard (considering my son broke my primary laptop last night, it could have been a dire problem for the backup laptop)…
Names not given to protect the not so innocent ;-)
Yes it matters. I like real ones, even if small. I don’t want them too large. I need to be able to control them.
Them: Are we talking O or the pair?
Me: A pair ;-)
Them: Oh, then no it doesn’t really matter either way.
Me: You’re the third guy to think I meant O. What is your obsession? LOL
Them: It’s an insecurity thing. Men are insecure about fake O’s. Women get insecure about fake boobs.
Can I touch them? If so, then nope, I don’t care.
Them: Why, you thinking of upgrading?
Me: No, LMAO – was just a question.
Them: Don’t mind me if I stare at your chest tonight. I want to get a good before image so I can check to see if there is a change down the road so I’ll notice if there is an after.
Real, hands down. I’ve tried fake ones, they’re not as fun.
Them: Does your question mean what I think it means?
Me: I don’t know, were you thinking about breasts?
Them: I plead the fifth.
Them: Define “does it matter”
Me: LMAO
Them: I’ll take real over fake any day
Them: ANY DAY
And finally, proof that even womens boobs can’t get SEO off the brain of the most dedicated professionals…
Them: No, as long as they look good.
Me: So either is fine?
Them: Yea, real is better if they look great.
Me: Define great.
Them: Wait, are we talking about boobs or backlinks?
Me: hahahahahahahahahaha
What? you guys didn’t think my blog went straight lace did you? Come on. You guys know me… ;-)
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LMAO! Hilarious, Rae :p
…and might I add… to my “real anyday†– that when her and her body age gracefully… the last thing I believe I want to see when we’re old and gray is her glorious body, in all of it’s sagginess (yeah, mine, too) with these big, firm, unnaturally symmetrical 38DDs sticking out from her. I want it all ripening at the same rate.
I gotta believe that there is something “Bride of Frankensteinish†about a 70-year old woman with the unnatural cans projecting out from her upper body. I mean, hell… even Pamela Anderson is starting to get that creepy look about her…
Holy boiled down to the point where it doesn’t even look like what I said!
I have no shame about being a perv, but I shan’t pollute your blog with my bad words. :)
Well, Sugar…
“Them: Oh, then no it doesn’t really matter either way.†was substantially different from “NevDull says: In clothes, no. In bed, yes.â€
I didn’t want any of your silicone-carrying readers thinking that they could just climb into bed and not have to compensate for the silicone in other ways. :)
LMAO – you will *not* spoil my good name mister. I took your comments and placed them into words I could put on the blog for general consumption. I did not change the basis of what you said. I also was doing *yours* from memory cause I didn’t think to blog it until after we talked… so, for the sake of “accurate reporting†since *you* kept a log of the conversation and I did not…
NevDull says: Yes, it matters.
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: it does?
NevDull says: In clothes, no. In bed, yes.
NevDull says: Wait. Are we talking breasts or orgasms.
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: breats lmao
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: wtf does everyone think orgasms
NevDull says: Fragile male egos.
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: lmao
NevDull says: It’s funny… fake tits are about female egos, fake orgasms are about male egos.
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: lmao
NevDull says: Despite the fact that if you’re faking Os while fucking me, it’s because *your* bits are broken.
Rae – poll: does it matter if they’re real or fake? says: ROFLMAO
So, there, my from memory synopsis was not “off†in general sentiment – only exact wording and vulgarity. Happy? ;-)
Hahahahahahahahahaha – you’re such a perv ;-)