Sunday, the day of god. The day that was bestowed upon me to take a shot of awesomeness & go down in history as the last guestwhore for guestwhore week round 2. My name is Michael Streko – I work for a SEO company in New York City & a Affiliate Network.
It was going to be amazing, it was going to be ground shattering – the pictures I had made were hysterical, this was my in! At conferences everyone would know me – they would ask to take pictures with me & ask for me to autograph random body parts.
But fate is a cold dark mistress – Who had other plans for me. As I drove to the bus stop, like I do every other work day of my life, I stopped behind an ambulance waiting to make a turn. The car behind me did not stop & smashed into me pushing me into the car in front of me.
Yeah I got a bit banged up & it sucked. But it does not suck as much as not being able to drop some bombs here on Rae’s blog.
So as I sit here at my home computer – because the one day of the year I forgot my damn power chord in NYC for my laptop. I have to bow out & apologize for not being able to post what I have planned. But have no fear – I will return for guest whore week 3 (if Rae lets me – please please please) & then I will be able to share with you some silly pics and what I had in store.
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for what it’s worth, i’d still like you to sign my ass. ;)
glad to see you’re alright – though what a nightmare!
as with rock, if you’re gonna’ be awesome, always remember the power chord. ;)
That really sucks; I am sorry.
And your post is still way better than Susan’s ;)
Jane, FTW!
Letting a little accident get in the way of your guest post? You’re so going to lose your eyeballs. (That really does suck though. I’ve had that happen twice.)
@Jane You just don’t like it because you don’t understand what it’s like to be the fat one.
You let a little car crash affect your guestwhoring duties? What’s next… the birth of your first child will prevent you from attending the next pubcon? ;-)
It would actually be the birth of my second child and hell no I ain’t missing pubcon.
Glad you came out ok.
Could’ve been much worse. I got rear ended a few years ago and on top of the whiplash, the guy fled the scene leaving me with a crap insurance company trying to blame me. BASTICHES ALL!!!
Okay, I’ll shush…