Hi everybody, I am Rae’s excellent friend Greg Niland. I understand why she asked me to be a guest admin since I have no problem deleting bad comments and making sure everyone behaves. But I have no idea why she also asked me to blog. She hates my poor grammar and terrible spelling. I never take the time to properly write. I just bang on the keyboard as fast as possible and move on.
But when I received her email while she was on vacation I had the shock of my life. She eloped!!! True to Rae’s form instead of calling me she just sent a email from her blackberry. Well since I could not give her a toast at her elopment, I will blog it here. Enjoy.
Rae is my dear, dear friend, it’s true.
We have the greatest times, No matter what we do.
Attending conferences together every month was very tough
Whenever we stayed out late drinking it got very rough
Sure, as webmasters we’d squabble, trouble would sometimes be ahead.
Hey, what do you expect? We are crazy affiliate crackheads!
So much fun together, Rae’s great for goodness sake.
Its a laugh to dine with her as she always orders burnt steak!
Now Rae did have a few missteps searching for her love.
As we know, Fuck if it’s right, she’d finally have true love.
It came to her a few months ago a handsome gentleman,
In the form of lovely, dearest, Bob Saget funny man.
He ventured from the comedy club with his sexy looks in tow.
When Rae met Bob Saget, deep down in her fine ass did she know.
They made a real connection in just a little time.
Whenever Rae looks at Bob, It is wondrous as a rhyme.
Bob Saget’s just a perfect match for Rae in every one of her ways.
Suprisingly they’re both foul mouth heavy drinkers that love to play!
Call it sparks a-flying, Call it soul mates meet.
Watching Rae and Bob playing craps together is truly neat.
They ran forth with their intentions, little notice were they giving.
Quickly engaged and married, a brand new life now they’re living.
Dear Rae and lover Bob, Let me say this for you two,
How happy we all on your elopement for both of you.
I wish you only sunshine with the light above.
May you have as many babies as the stars above.
To the lovely couple,
About the Author
Greg Niland, aka GoodROI, has been having fun with Internet Marketing for over 8 years and is the founder of the Internet Marketers of New York group.
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