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Don’t fuck with me, don’t fuck with any of my friends, don’t fuck with anybody I like, don’t fuck with those who I think are cool, don’t fuck with peeps who give me free stuff, and don’t be a dumbass unless you wish to be categorically referred to as a world-class douchebag… cuz that would suck-ass for you. Ya douchebag.
Hello world, my name is Kid Disco. I’m not sure if you know who I am, but you may remember me from my SEO blog, where I openly peddle my SEO whore juice.
And without any further ado… I present to you: 11 Surefire Ways to Become a World-Class SEO Douchebag… in no particular order…
Be Gary Ruplinger. Check out the first comment… this guy is 150% douche!Belittle the developer of a free SERP checking tool that was freely published for the public to utilize for FREE. *aach-* Tyler Dewitt *-choo!*Be Dave Pasternack (the douchebag, not the chef).Stand on your soapbox and contravene ideas and theories without providing any constructive input of your own, then throw in a ridiculous maxim that is countered by a hilarious quote of which you have no idea where it came from because you only watch movies that feature little boys, wizards, or hobbits.Hack SEO blogs.Rip on an SEO publication while you copy the author’s about page and use it as your own like James Timothy did. Then come off as an idiot and contradict yourself when you are called out.[removed]Follow me around in a forum and post shit until your profile gets banned and then create another one and continue the same shit.Troll blog comments and post hurtful comments using someone else’s name.Be a coward hiding behind the alias of JohnyX and rip on our beloved and humbleAbout the Author
SEO Hotshot Extraordinaire and Holistic SEO Consultant CK Chung can be found peddling his SEO ramblings at his blog, SEO Disco.
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