Bob Sizagget Is In The House

by Rae Hoffman on June 25, 2006 | General Babble

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If you ever followed my old blog, you’d know I have an aversion to Bob Saget. The man just rubs me wrong.

I’ve had posts about it on the old blog, I’ve had hate mail from various Bob Saget fans (scary as hell it is to know they even exist), I had an anti-bob saget button on the old blog that I made and one of my friends took it upon himself to make a picture of me and Bob together “on a date” (ass).

Granted, all I had ever seen Bob in was Full House and America’s Funniest Home Videos, but they were enough to start a weird hatred. All in all, I’m not a fan and love to listen to him say his line from his Half Baked cameo - “I sucked dick for coke. You ever sucked dick for marijuana?” - simply because it makes me giggle.

So, my friend Shannon IM’s me tonight: “Okay, I know how much you love this guy. Have you seen this?”

I’m thinking, who is she talking about and then I see “it”. OMFG. I sat with my mouth hanging open in sheer horror. “I got a cock like a donkey” - OMFG. My eyes! My ears! Jamie Kennedy, you are a sick fuck.

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1 Shannon 06.25.06 at 2:13 pm

I believe you now, the man is twisted. You were right!

2 dave 06.25.06 at 3:16 pm

You can’t beat his bit in The Aristocrats for deeply, deeply twisted Saget.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=Saget&v=BfRJSmrQSDk

3 Dan Kramer 06.27.06 at 8:10 am

I can’t believe you hate Bob Sagget. He’s a dirty, dirty, guy… nothing like his image from America’s home vids or Full House. He’s freakin hilarious.

4 Rae 06.27.06 at 12:05 pm

Dan are you implying that because he’s dirty and raunchy, you somehow see me connected with that? The nerve! ;-)

5 Brian 06.28.06 at 11:44 pm

Bob Saget is a god—bitches, blunts, and 40’s - and a “Full House” - who else can pull that off? A lifestyle that the average joe can only dream about and hope to imitate - but never replicate. Bummer.

A very wise man once said “Don’t Hate - Appreciate!”