11/30/06
From Sarasota to Guelph for Mayhem in Canada
General Travel
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So, if Pubcon wasn’t enough, my feet haven’t touched the ground for long. If you don’t give a shit about my personal life, stop reading now. ;-)
Last weekend, I went to visit the Sarasota boys and did a lot of drinking and dancing. We took a limo to the club and the limo driver was awesome. Serious… I’ve done a lot of limos and he was a fantastic driver. So, if you’re ever in need of a limo in Sarasota, he is your stop. (Thanks Mike!)

Rae and Markus (half of the Sarasota boys)
We won’t go there on what the hell I’m doing with my hands. Look, I don’t really remember. Ok? Maybe I had a flashback. ;-)
Tomorrow, I’m off to Canada to visit some friends I’ve missed since my move. I’m also going to be in need of snack food while I’m there, so I’m kidnapping the Doritos Bitch and bringing him with me. We plan to raid the bars and cause as much mayhem as possible. The Guelph Storm ain’t got nothing on us. Stay tuned for the details. ;-)
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LMAO, how old are you? My teenage son takes pictures like that ;) Love ya babe, have a great time!
LMAO damn you. I know. When Markus sent them to me, I was like “why the hell do I look like I’m making a gang sign?”… It was like some freak occurence LMAO.
[...] So yeah… I was supposed to go to Canada for a nice weekend of drinking and causing trouble, but Chicago got shit on by a beast of a storm. Flights were delayed, runways were closed, but my flight was still scheduled to leave. Then I check and find out it was cancelled. Then my Mom calls me and tells me about the fedex plane that slid off the runway. So my weekend plans got boffed but there is some good that came out of everything. [...]
Here we see an example of a female using the mating sign to attract KFed-ex … ;-)
When Rae left Guelph, bars all over town noticed their stock of Goldschalger wasn’t being drained as quickly as usual. Bar owners adjusted their restocking purchase orders, but were left holding on to an excess of Goldschalger. Rae’s visit is sure to remedy that situation and put the Guelph alcohol economy back in balance.
Hope you had a nice visit. Sorry I didn’t get out to party with y’all
Yo! Word!
[...] So, I’m back from my trip to Guelph. I had a blast and the only disappointed that Mother Nature decided to dump on Chicago and snow werty in. I’d almost forgotten how much I’ve missed my friends there. Pictures here. [...]
graywolf… best. comment. ever. LMAO
[...] This will be my last post until next week as I am headed off to Canada for another random weekend of mayhem with my friends. Before I left, I had several random things to post and I find myself with two questions that maybe some of you will be brave enough to weigh in on, unlike my last question. (I’m sure calling my readers cowards is against some reader retention strategy somewhere, but we’ll see what happens). [...]
Hiya - I’ve been enjoying the blog for a while now. The Guelph reference caught my eye. I live in Boston now, but I went to Uni at Guelph and am there a few times a year. Just curious as to your connection.
- Dave





